Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Buddhas Everywhere

I have little Buddhas all through my house because they are more pleasant to look at than signs that read, "Remain Calm."

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Pronunciation of Frozen Dessert

Herbert or Hubert,
Sherbert or Sherbet,
Shubert or Sorbet:
Sherbet is Sherbet!

Friday, March 18, 2011

It's Not the Entity, it's Us.

For the literalists:

The *devil can't exist unless we do his bidding.

For the figurativists:

If we do no *evil, there can be no evil.

*Natural disasters are not included as the devil or evil, they're just nature doing what it does regardless of where we try to live.  What is "the work of the devil" or "evil" is the greed that motivates us to try to dominate nature.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Think or be Thought!

Troubling news: don't think about it, it claims your subconscious.
Troubling news: think about it and come to terms. Maybe you can make it better.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

How to Shift Away from National Blame

Democracy means we're all in charge. That means we all have to take responsiblity, 'cause even if we don't, we're still in charge.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Conundrum of the Blues

Don't mistake circumstantial misery for clinical depression. And careful: don't mistake clinical depression for circumstantial misery.  This is the conundrum of the blues.